Rock Lobster

Yeah, OK he's big and all that... But what I want to know is what are they going to do with it? Seems to me someone's going to have a kick ass meal for two. Damn, that must be some tremendous eats. First thing in the morning and I'm already hungry.

Snake Bite Love

You know, I've left a couple of "6-Foot African Rock Pythons" in the toilet the morning after an excellent meal. Chinese food does wonders for cleaning out the tubes. It also keeps Roto-Rooter in business.

Balls to The Wall

Ouch! Good thing I'm not a rock star because I'd be embarrassed! Man, some of these chicks are harsh.

Billy's Got A Gun

You go O'Reilly -- take that skank to task. I know one thing for certain. If I was going to be unfaithful to my wife, the object of my desire sure as hell better be one hot looking, dick loving, foot rubbing, leg humping, drop dead gorgeous piece of ass (who wouldn't mind taking it up the ass once in a while).

Centerfield

I don't know... I never really get into pro sports until the championships roll around. And then I usually end up rooting for the underdog.

You gotta feel for the Red Sox. It's so damn close for them, they can taste it. At the same time, never count anyone out. Remember, they were down 0-3 and went on to win three straight.

Damn! Johnny Damon is a fucking machine -- another homerun.

Cool Find

Now this is cool as shit: DIY CD and DVD cases.